How retarded can life get....

I got run over by a bike messenger last week. It was Friday evening and I was heading home from a long day of work, when I was crossing the street (my right of way) and to my horror, a speeding cyclist smashed right into me, from the left, causing me to smack down to the ground and skid across the pedestrian crossing. It was raining and I literally was laying there, covered in muddy water, at a perfect angle to watch the dumb ass speed away down the street.

It was awful, but the worst part is that no one helped me up. I had to help myself up and I had to find a lamp pole because I blacked out for a second. I was so shocked I was in tears.

The guy who hit me finally came back to see if I was ok, but I was in such shock I just told him to go away and leave me alone.

Anyhoo, I wasn't completely ok. I bruised my knee quite badly and it still looks rather gross a week later.

Oh well. It was one of the more "not so good" days of my life.